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Tweak says, "Not the birdie boiler!"

William Anthony Biggs-Turner (britishice) wrote,
@ 2008-11-04 23:44:00

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I'm starting to remember why I decided I never wanted to have kids. Sure he's relatively clean and does chores but Jesus Christ does that kid scare the hell out of me sometimes. I am so used to living alone that when I wake up in the morning and wander into the kitchen in nothing by my boxers I don't expect there to be someone at my table eating cereal.

Oh well. I'll learn.

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	Private pushit 2008-11-04 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	So I'll stop eating cereal. Also, why are you posting this? You know Elkins is after my ass. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private britishice 2008-11-04 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't say what kid was staying with me. If anyone asks I'll say it's my nephew. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private pushit 2008-11-04 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	What about that guy who's house you go over to? The hairdresser? Does he know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private britishice 2008-11-04 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	He's not going to tell anyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private pushit 2008-11-04 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	William listentomyvoice 2008-11-04 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	I cannot believe you are housing that creature. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Brendan britishice 2008-11-04 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	It's not for the reasons you think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	William listentomyvoice 2008-11-04 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	Are you still having sex with him? Because that would make it fall into the category of 'reasons I think'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Brendan britishice 2008-11-04 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't offer him a place here to have sex with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	William listentomyvoice 2008-11-04 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	It's just a perk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Brendan britishice 2008-11-04 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	Not much of one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	William listentomyvoice 2008-11-04 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'm so sad the sex isn't fabulous, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Brendan britishice 2008-11-04 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	What's your deal? Jesus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	William listentomyvoice 2008-11-04 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	My deal? Jesus Christ, William, you are having sex with some kid, living with him for God's sake, and you think I am the one with a deal? Not to mention the kid is a psychopath! But hey, if you want to shack up with the nut job, by all means! Who am I to judge? I'm just the queen you fuck when the sex isn't much fun with the kiddie! Jesus. My deal. Huh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Brendan britishice 2008-11-04 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	You aren't "just the queen I fuck" you nutter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	William listentomyvoice 2008-11-04 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	Then what the Hell am I? The side dish? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Brendan britishice 2008-11-04 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know what you are yet Brendan, okay? God. This is why I don't do relationships! Should I even bother coming over? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	William listentomyvoice 2008-11-04 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	I still miss you like some pathetic girl, so yes. Yes I want you to come over. But let me tell you, if you are having sex with that kid, you better be using condoms, is all I'm saying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Brendan britishice 2008-11-04 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not an idiot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	William listentomyvoice 2008-11-04 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	Arguable, since you are having sex with a kid, but hey. At least you know basic after school special precautions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Brendan britishice 2008-11-04 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Forget it. I'm staying home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	William listentomyvoice 2008-11-04 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	William. ~~Please?~~ You know how stupid it is to have sex with a kid. There is nothing shocking in me saying that. But I won't mention it again if you just come over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Brendan britishice 2008-11-04 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	Then stop mentioning it and I'll be over sometime soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	William listentomyvoice 2008-11-04 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. Alright. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	OOC britishice 2008-11-04 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'll start a log for them and I also started a log for James and Charlie over at LC. I'm watching the Stewart/Colbert election coverage and just...had to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ooc listentomyvoice 2008-11-04 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just watching the rerun of it now! haha (Reply to this) (Parent)

	watertowine_ 2008-11-04 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	Did you adopt someone? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	britishice 2008-11-04 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	Not really. My nephew has come from England to stay with me for a while before he returns to attend Uni. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	watertowine_ 2008-11-04 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Are you from England, too, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	britishice 2008-11-04 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	That I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	watertowine_ 2008-11-04 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	How'd you end up in Bristol of all places? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	britishice 2008-11-04 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	I needed a quiet, small place to write. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	watertowine_ 2008-11-04 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	A writer! I love literature. Novelist? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	britishice 2008-11-04 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Published novelist, yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	watertowine_ 2008-11-04 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Really? What have you written? I'm sorry to ask so many questions, but you've made me curious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	britishice 2008-11-04 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	A book called Twisted Charm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	watertowine_ 2008-11-05 01:46 pm UTC (link)
	I went out and bought it today. You're a very talented writer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	britishice 2008-11-05 01:49 pm UTC (link)
	Now I have two fans here in Bristol. Excellent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	watertowine_ 2008-11-05 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh? Who's the other? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	britishice 2008-11-05 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	A strange kid named Dylan Hayes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	watertowine_ 2008-11-05 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	Dylan! I know him! You think he's strange? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	britishice 2008-11-05 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	I find most teenagers strange. Especially those who read my book. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	watertowine_ 2008-11-05 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	Well, we are going through the whole hormonal imbalance thing. Don't you like your own book? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	britishice 2008-11-05 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	I hate my own book. I can't read it, actually. I see everything that's wrong with it. Such is the curse of being an author. (Reply to this) (Parent)